Professional Opportunities

Position Overview

The Office Support Assistant is responsible for providing remote support to perform a variety of office related duties, with primary responsibility for office operations. The role will provide overflow administrative support to Office Administrator, Office Services, Records & Archives, and Facilities. Maintains loyalty to all company hierarchies with fierce resistance to moral authorities outside the office. Effectively, efficiently, and thoroughly manages work and information requests.

Duties

• Maintain office operations documentation
• Process office-related reimbursements
• Shredding documents, including operations documentations and reimbursements
• Update astrological charts with new information in real-time
• Remotely assist with rodent infestations as needed
• Take minutes on firmwide committee meetings
• Maintain the internal wiki
• Monitor security footage
• Other duties as assigned

Essential Requirements

• Understanding of at least two Zodiac systems
• Must not be colorblind
• Excellent interpersonal, intrapersonal, and customer service skills
• Extraordinary ability to maintain confidentiality
• Willingness to work variable hours, including overnights (triple pay will be provided)
• Demonstrated organizational skills with attention to detail and ability to organize workload, prioritize tasks and complete them under time constraints
• Familarity with basic HTML and CSS (for wiki purposes)

Candidates Must NOT

• Have shaven their head past the age of sixteen
• Be current or former members of the following religious organizations:
  • Our Lady of Lammermoor
  • Order of the Three Knots
  • Church of Scientology
  • Wildwood Club
  • The Family International
• Have been seen dancing within the past two weeks
• Possess an entirely white outfit
• Have engaged in fabric arts

Compensation

$20,470 - $130,059 annually depending on experience.

Benefits including:

• Roth IRA
• Health insurance
• 5 weeks off
• Vision insurance
• Dental insurance
• Flexible schedule